King of the Jungle and Prince Rat Joe Pasquale delivers grace in his own inimitable way:

"We thank you Lord for this food we eat,

The Water and the wine

And thank you, too, for the Westbourne Suite,

A very nice place to dine.

But, most of all, we thank you, God,

For Sir Norman OBE,

When you gave Wisdom to us

It was comic master-ee!

Sir Norman Wisdom's ninety,

And all of us say well done,

But make sure, God, in ten year's time

We celebrate his ton!

There's one more thing, Lord, I must ask,

Cos... if there's cheese and crackers,

I'd rather not partake of it,

The crumbs get in my teeth! 

You thought I was going to say Jacobs, didn't you?"